Life @ Biggie 4
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PwC, Deloitte, E&Y, and KPMG: Big 4 employees modern indentured servants
Are Big 4 employees nothing more than a modernized form of indentured servants?
1) 90% of them are chicks under 24.
2) 60% of them are hot.
The two items above help paint the picture but are not purposeful to my argument.
3) 100% of them eat lunch together, in the office. While working.
4) 0.2% of them are the lucky souls that got to leave the office to go pick up lunch for their 30-50 coworkers. This practice allows the Big 4 employers to fully utilize their staff.
5) 100% of them appear to live at work.
Deloitte definitions:
1. "A modern form of prostitution where eager, young minds sign on with the most reputable "practice" (pimp) in hopes of success and fortune but end up being sold to the highest bidder while partaking only a minimal share of the profits. "Partners" (pimps) are noted for reprimanding personnel that do not perform every and all requests of the client (john).
PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) definitions:
1. "A big 4 accounting firm which hires bright young college graduates and converts them into arrogant, stuck up, lifeless souls who are proud of the fact that they are working eighty hour weeks, despite being paid at an hourly rate lower than the average McDonalds toilet cleaner."
3. "PwC - People Working Constantly"
Ernst & Young definitions:
2. A stepping stone to bigger and better things. It doesn't matter where you go afterwards, because it can't get any worse.
KPMG definitions:
[Apparently KPMG employees are the least creative of the bunch because they just repeated what the other companies said.]
1 comment:
Thanks for posting this and providing a link to my article. Could you please leave the article to your own summary or just a snippet? The content is copyrighted and the only way I make money is by people clicking on the content I create.
Thanks,
Dudley
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